The following takes place between 8:00 and 9:00 p.m. ...

I’m just going to go ahead and admit it: I have been watching way too much 24 lately. I’m addicted; please help me.

My sister, Whitney, and I just decided that if Jack had live in a different time, he would have been a cowboy. Let’s follow this line of thought for a bit …
- The Indians would have had such a deep respect for Jack that they would have all united and called themselves the Bouerites.
- There would have been no French and Indian War because Bourites don’t ally with the French.
- The American Revolution would have consisted of Jack Bouer merely looking at King George, who would start to cry in fear and immediately grant all of Jack’s wishes.

You’ve probably been watching too much 24 if …
- That’s all you do.
- Before you make a decision you find yourself asking, “What would Jack Bouer do?”
- When someone introduces themselves to you as Sheri, you vomit a little in your mouth.
- You begin to think that you would be in good hands with All State Insurance.
- You’ve decided that when you have kids, Kim is not a name option.
- When you have a nose bleed, you are immediately concerned that you have the cordola virus.
- You’re family has made up a game called “Jack Bouer”
- It becomes common to hear jokes like ...
If Jack Bourer was in a room with Sadum Hussein, Hitler, and Nina Meyers, and his gun only had two bullets, who would he shoot?
Nina Meyers … twice.
(This joke was compliments of my brother, Nathan.)
- When you reprimand someone, you find yourself shaking your head and saying, “Come on, Jack would never do that.”
Fellow addicts, please feel free to add more.